La chaleur, le foot, les sports
The Heat
I remember February 28 like it was a month ago, because it was. It was the day it first cracked 100° in the shade. The temperature had been creeping up since the beginning of the month, and I consider the 100-degree barrier the beginning of the mythic Grand North hot season. The heat is the worst in the North province due to geographical reasons, I've been told. It's located in a valley between the Adamawa and Extreme North provinces, making Garoua the Sacramento to N'gaoundéré's San Francisco and Maroua's Lake Tahoe, except Maroua is just about as hot as Garoua.
The hot season brings about swift changes. First, people immediately stop sporting parkas and ski caps. (I'm not kidding.) It also changes the basic greetings people make. When it's cold, it goes like this:
"How's the cold?"
"Oh, it's not that bad."
"It's just like Europe."
"Yeah, I guess. I wouldn't know. I'm American."
"Oh."
Now, it's something like this:
"The heat."
"Yeah, the heat."
People also begin sleeping outside at night, which a lot of PCVs do as well. I'm not going all-out outside, but I am sleeping on a mattress in the living room next to the side door, which I leave open, with the fan going all night. Part of this is comfort, the mattress in the living room that former PCVs at my house used in lieu of a couch is ten times more comfortable than the bed frame and mattress in my bedroom, but also CARE's not paying my electricity bill this hot season, so no AC for me.
Another hot season consequence is that the peak hotness is at 11 AM and doesn't really go down until after 5 PM. There's the sweat issue, too. "Swamp ass" is always a problem, especially on a bush taxi, as well as the feeling of the back of your shirt being soaked, another effect exacerbated by a bush taxi when you're crammed in the leather backseat for 90-120 minutes with three other people. When I'm at my house, whatever part of me is not being touched by the fan, there is sweat pouring out like Patrick Ewing at the free throw line. I'm also drinking at least 4 liters of water a day (a gallon), and that's barely enough. Napping has increased. High school students skip any class past 10 AM or altogether stop showing up.
There are some silver linings though. One is that the hot season this year isn't nearly as bad for me this year as it was in 2007. Other volunteers from my stage and the one before mine think the same thing. It sucks, but last year it was more physically demanding.
The hot season also means that the rainy season is fast approaching. There have even been real clouds in the sky, usually in the early evening, instead of the haze of dust that was particularly bad in February. Last year, the first time it rained was in early April, which means only a couple more weeks to go. Rainy season means time to start planting, and people are beginning to head out now to get ready.
The Foot
Check out these stats. 4/5, two TDs. I was Peyton Manning: white, the slowest guy on the field, and throwing bullets.
An education PCV in Ngong has done something kind of remarkable in the last couple months. He has taught some interested students how to play American football. He holds practice two evenings during the week and there is a game Saturday or Sunday morning. He invited me to play last weekend, so how could I refuse?
He starts off the practices and the games with a mile run and 35 push-ups because he's a jerk and masochist. On game morning, you have to be there by 6 AM – I tell you, he's a jerk – or you have to do one push-up for every minute late. This morning, there were about 15 of us who showed up, and only Harvard (The PCV. Guess where he's from?), myself, and two of his students were the only one's on time.
We played on the soccer field/track at the lycée, which is like most Grand North high schools: sloping, dirt instead of grass, and the track lanes are designated by rocks. Harvard and I played on different teams, and the parallel that followed to America was uncanny: So, you have a white guy who's kind of an authority figure on a team filled with non-white players. The white player is slow. Since there are no tight ends or linemen, where does the white guy automatically go? That's right, quarterback. It was a pretty good decision, I say as I brush the dirt of my shoulders (go, go ahead). After a shaky first throw that was a can of corn, to use a baseball term, that luckily a guy on my team caught, I settled down and made some good throws and pretended to understand the French spoken in the huddle. (I don't have a good sports vocabulary, but "quarterback" they called lanceur, "thrower.")
Here's how the game worked: It was tackle, which Cameroonians have trouble doing. It's their soccer background. I love and respect soccer, but come on, it's soccer. Two girls played, so if they had the ball, it was two-hand touch for them. The teams were uneven, so a tiny kid was permanent center. Without yard markers, the field was divided into quarters, so basically you had two sets of downs then the goal lines, which where soccer goals. Extra points were punted from the first yard marker and counted if they made it above the crossbar and between the goal posts. The QB got a 10 Mississippi count. (Harvard actually taught the kids to say Mississippi, so that was amusing.) There was a tie at the end, so we had a soccer-like extra point shootout.
The game itself went smoothly, although it featured a common Cameroonian thing: they had to discuss everything. After every down, the huddle took forever. There should have been a delay of game before every play. A question of where the line of scrimmage was or if someone made a first down became long discussions. I was lucky that I came into the game weeks into their foray into American sports so they all understood the rules, four downs, six points for a touchdown, etc. We played until about 8 or 8:30, as it was already hot as balls by then. A good time all around and a constant "Are we really playing American football?" in my head.
Sports Predictions
Time for some ill informed sports predictions:
March Madness – I completely forgot about college basketball until my parents mentioned it last weekend. I have no idea who's still in the tournament, so, um, go UConn! Yeah, UConn is my team this year. Why not?
Baseball – Sigh, the Braves. They'll be 3rd place in the NL East. Here are my playoffs:
National League
East: Mets
Central: Brewers
West: Dodgers
Wild Card: Phillies
American League
East: Red Sox
Central: Tigers
West: Angels
Wild Card: Yankees
World Series
We'll go Midwest: Tigers over Brewers in 6. This will be the third World Series in a row that I'll have missed, and the fourth in five years. The only one I've seen is the 2005 snorefest of the White Sox vs. Houston. Remember that 17 or 18 inning game the Braves played in the first round against the Astros that year? Yeah, that sucked.
Basketball – I've actually followed basketball more closely this season than any of the other sports, mostly due to Bill Simmons' columns on ESPN.com, but I'm still pretty lost. There are too many teams that make the playoffs (16, half the league) and I don't have the standings in front of me now (I write the blog at home before going to Garoua or Lagon Blue for the Internet.), so I'll just assume the Hawks will slip in with the 8th spot in the Eastern Conference and face the Celtics.
First Round: Boston annihilates Atlanta in a merciless sweep.
Finals: Celtics over Lakers in 7.
Lebron: How many years left does Bron Bron have on his contract? Wonder who his Brooklyn real estate agent is? Or do you think he'll live in Manhattan and commute? Boston, Los Angeles, or Orlando maybe?